
Important: Beware of this Scam!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Tesco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. This doesn't even involve carrier bags either!
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 25-26 year-old women come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store.You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!I had my wallet stolen on 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th in the last month alone. Also three times last Saturday! So Be Warned!
P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look nicer.


12 comments:
LOL!
ha ha ha - brilliant.
Anything to cheer you boys up :-)
hahahaha, I don't care If they steal my wallet mate!! Just for the pleasure of having those delicious boobies for one second...take what you want babies!!!
I could send you some money, but I have the feeling that you could fall into temptation again!
You made my day!
Cheers
Just send me a dozen empty wallets englishfog!
And it dosen't even involve carrier bags! Makes me wish i'd learnt to drive.
cool!
i hope they came to portugal!!!
;)
I must move to the UK.
drop them at prestwich tescos please, i'll pay petrol costs
A.J
"Every little helps"
Looks likes the drugs are working Longy! Gotta go to Tesco's later with the girlfriend. Now there's a thought! Stay Free bro!!
Yes the drugs do work Nuzz. Good luck in Tescos and try not to get arrested at the till when they undercut you on bags :-)
Haha do the hustler.
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