Theres no doubt about it.....John Cooper Clarke is a legend and the absolute king of the spoken word. The original Punk Rock poet and bloody funny with it too. So when you've finally downloaded these files from the "dreaded" Rapidshare (I had to get an account because of the amount of films I'm still downloading) enjoy this 1 hour and 15 minutes of great fun. Plenty of inbetween gags on this which are in the main,very funny if a bit dated now in my opinion. Listen to JJ Clarke's take on various subject matters from the likes of The Welsh,Jews,The good people of Burnley,Phil Collins,Dyslestia,Eskimo's,George Best,Bobby Moore,Coffee,Marriage,Mad Cow Disease,Judging by appearances,Germans and Amphetamines. Politically correct he is not and bad language is most definately included.
600mb
Use HJ Split to join ALL the download files http://www.freebyte.com/hjsplit/#win32
Poems
1) The Day My Pad Went Mad
2) I Married A Monster From Outer Space
3) Tom Jones
4) Limerick
5) Hire Car
6) Burnley
7) I Wrote The Songs
8) The Hardest Working Man In Showbusiness
9) Health Fanatic
10) Evidently Chickentown
http://rapidshare.com/files/292887314/JCC_Bristol__99.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/292912806/JCC_Bristol__99.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/292938403/JCC_Bristol__99.avi.003
12 comments:
Thanks Longy
Great post, cheers mate.
A quesiton/request, one of my fave JCC tracks is Twat, but I am sure there is a much stronger version where he says you put the C@%$ in Scunthorpe, the Grim in Grimsby. Does anyone have this verison, mone is a little tamer. Still brillaint but I would like to get hold of this verison.
Cheers Philippe and Gary.
I don't think I've ever heard that version Gary. Any idea what its off?
There you go Gary. This ones from Glastonbury.
http://www.mediafire.com/?jynczizntqm
Cushions that fart!! ive still got the triangular version of gimmix on orange vinyl heehee gimmicky enough? nice one Longy its taken me long enough to pass comment eh? heehee btw those top of the pops posts? some buggers ripped them off me and stuck em on ebay! (well maybe but its the biter bitten ha)
Hello Stevie :-) Long time no hear. Hope all is well up there. Had a bit of a mare lately myself but ploddin' on.
Yea I got that Triangle one as well. Bastard thing wont fit in with the 7'''s you know lol
My sister also did a one of those punk of top of the tops tapes which was a belter as well. Problem was her dopey brother busted the videotape.
Don't mention football round here though...its a sore subject : - ((
Ive been picking up on your recent woes mate not good not good at all,and i hope things take an upward spiral.Thats life mate as old Jimbo used to holler down our lugholes we let it get on top of us then thats the day it stops.dont let the bastards get you down and remember it could be worse you could support my lot(or be Scottish) which is one and the same!! cheers Fly
I always get by in the end mate. I just throw the odd wobbly from time to time as you've no doubt noticed. I'll pop by your board soon. I haven't been on any for a while due to being basically a moody git! Cheers Steve.
good result tonight then old chap!
Hooray for Chelsea!!!!!!!
I enjoyed it Gobshyte and Mike. If Kalou had a yellow shirt on with a number 10 on the back,I swear it would be like watching Pele......okay maybe not :-0)
Hooray for ******* Chelsea?
What sort of ****** do you allow on this blog?
Last time I visit.
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