Whether you liked his music or not,whether you thought he was guilty of crimes that were not proved in court or whether you thought he was just one wierd fish,the news of the death of Michael Jackson comes as a major shock to the music world. Love him or hate him,you cannot deny the man was a legend and many millions of people around the world will be devestated today.R.I.P Michael
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Agree with you.
Not may hero but they start to die now. Richard Wright of Pink Floyd last year and others.....
Best wishes from Sweden
Great singer but you wouldn't hire him as a babysitter would you
I did hear that his death was drugs related; when the Police arrived at his house they found some class A’s in the Bathroom, a few class B’s in the living room and all of class 4C in his bedroom.
Michael Jackson's family have confirmed he will be buried with his beloved West Ham United scarf as he was forever blowing bubbles.
Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson. Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
I'll get me coat.
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
one walked on the moon and the other RAPED CHILDREN
A.J
What was his last word ? OWWWWWW !
Nice sentiments Longy, irrespective of his preferences he made music that changed music
Anyway,
URGENT R.S.P.C.A announcement:
Good home for abandoned monkey required, very friendly...likes being wanked off with a white glove!
LOng time no comment - sorry mate I've been busy. Nicely put Longy - I wasn't a fan - but thought you summed it up nicely. I like the jokes as well
I m deeply touched by that brief eulogy of yours, sAb.... ;-))
Hiya Steve,I hope you are keeping well.
lol haba
...Ok Here we go.....
Apparently according to the death certificate contrary to the heart attack rumours he was found in the children's ward having a stroke !
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson ? Fergie will still be playing Gigs in August !
As Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, the rumour is that he will be melted down and turned into Lego so kids can play with him for a change !
Melted into lego??? I heard it was going to be plastic party cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim.......
Michael Jackson's death from cardiac arrest was a cover up! In fact, Michael died of food poisoning after nibbling on 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's last wish was to be melted down into carriers bags so that he could still be a danger to small children.
Apparently Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over...
Jockeys at tomorrow's horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory
Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...
Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns
At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to quit for a while.
Michael died of heart attack this morning after he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.
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